Mouse Pharmaceutical Inc has uncovered a new and contagious strain of virus we believe you should be on the look out for. We have named the strain KaiPox, named after the patient zero causing this spread

Symptoms include

• Increased Violent outbursts
• Swelling in the forehead swelling, not unlike a headache
• Irritation when listening
• Difficulty concentrating
• Eyes watering up uncontrollably
• Hive like Rashes
• Crabs

If for whatever reason you believe you have contracted we urge you to take the following to help alleviate the symptoms.

• Coffee
• Paracetamol
• Sweet tasting, stress relieving food
• Baseball bat.

Our research has shown that spending time away from the patient zero helps to cure the virus permanently. However, if you for whatever reason need to spend time with him. A Baseball bat or another object of defense must be purchased as soon as possible. .

We at Mouse Pharmaceutical Inc thank you for your understanding at the present outbreak.